What NOT to say during a Caesarean Section

Things Your Partner SHOULD NOT Say When You’re Giving Birth!

What NOT to say during a Caesarean Section

If you have heard anything more inappropriate said during a birth we would love to hear! Thank you to the lovely Kate who shared this with us.  When we meet your partner we will bop him on the nose!! 

Some Other Beauties Here!
  • For some reason my hubby was at the business end when my second degree tear got repaired which took about two hours- I lost a lot of blood and he told me it looked like a murder scene down there- luckily I was too doped up to punch him.
  • Upon hearing that I was 8cm dilated my friend’s husband said ‘I bet it’s like a yawning hippo’!!
  • After a long arduous ventouse birth my partner said ‘looks like a bloody car crash in here.’
  • When I was about 3 cm with my first baby and sooo tired and off my t**s on gas n air, I pleaded with the midwife to give me an episiotomy. I meant epidural. The midwife laughed. A lot. I knew it started with an ‘e’.

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